The art of Joking is very special!
1st July is International Joke Day! Are you wondering why this day was created? Because laughter is the best medicine. Doctors say that laughing protects the heart and reduces mental stress. The Japanese proverb says that time spent laughing is time spent with God. Another saying has it that laughter is a tranquiliser with no side effects. It’s good to laugh and make people laugh.
So, do you have any jokes to tell? Just put your joke in the “comment” column and we’ll publish it in this blog article.
To get a head start, here are some pretty funny jokes to make you laugh!
If you put three ducks in a carton, what do you get?
A box of quackers.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
What did the bookworm say to the librarian?
“Can I burrow (borrow) this book?”
What did the boy firefly say to the girl firefly?
“I glow for you. ”
What did the kid say when he opened his piggy bank and found nothing?
O I C U R M T.
What did the paper say to the pencil?
“Write on!”
What do you call a bee born in May?
A maybe.
What does a duck wear when he gets married?
A duxedo (tuxedo).
What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can’t tuna fish.
What kind of ant can count?
An accountant.
What kind of kitten works for the Red Cross?
A first-aid kit.
What letter stands for a drink?
The letter T.
When did the fly fly?
When the spider spied her.
Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !
Who invented fractions ?
Henry the 1/8 !
What does “Minimum” mean ?
A very small mother
What does “Maximum” mean ?
A very big mother !
What is a skeleton ?
Bones, with the person off !
A man and a dog were going down the street. The man rode, yet walked. What was the dog’s name?
Yet.
Can you spell a composition with two letters?
SA (essay).
Can you spell a pretty girl with two letters?
QT (cutey).
Can you spell soft and slow with two letters?
EZ.
How can you spell chilly with two letters?
IC (icy)
How do you spell “we” with two letters without using the letters W and E?
U and I.
How much is 5Q and 5Q?
10Q.
“You’re welcome. ”
 Spell electricity with three letters.
NRG (energy).
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